Observer Woman Makes Me Spit

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

Spitting in the eye of the beholder

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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Hate you because you're beautiful? Are you kidding? It's your only saving grace! We h...
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Monday, 10 September 2007

They've got the hacks and jodhpurs. We've got the riding crops.

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Jodhpurs and jackets Odd to think that stretchy horse pants are about to re-enter the heady atmosphere of high fashion, but - viewed as part...
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A Comedy of Errors

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The scene: The OWM office, Herbal Hill, London. Summer 2007. Nicola : Girls, girls, pop your tushes round my desk, poppets, we need to get t...
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Sunday, 9 September 2007

The Return of The Lorax

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The rules for autumn 2007 In: Thneeds Most unlikely fashion item of the season? The Thneed. Way back in the days when the grass was still gr...
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Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Probing the G-Spit

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OWM writer goes shopping shock: "These days, shopping for an erotic dvd and a pair of fluffy handcuffs is just like browsing at Dolce a...
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Got nothing to read? Don't cry. We've got all the words you need...

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Just filling our beer tanks, sorry for the delay still recovering from our pre holiday waxing (and we got home on monday) won't be long
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Sunday, 8 July 2007

Look into our eyes. We still hate you.

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Don't think you can throw us off the scent by hiding your tawdry magazine inside a fake cover. And is it just us, or does Katharine Hamn...
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It arrives once a month. It’s often painful, always annoying. Liable to invoke irrational mood swings and violent bursts of temper. It’s messy, embarrassing and is often known as ‘the curse.’ Yes. It’s the Observer Woman Magazine. Could it be less relevant? Could it be more offensive? 51% of humanity reduced to simpering, bitchy whores of the fashion industry. Nothing to trouble our little minds but hunky men, flashy lip gloss and Gucci gussets. We hate it. We hate it so much we went to all this trouble to set up this blog. And we have real jobs. It took a good 30 minutes out of our drinking time. Spill your bile here. We will.
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