The Rules of Summer 2007
we love the new breed of fash-referencing one-liners which make us look pretty and make others smile.
As you know, we always take our fashion tips straight from OWM. So it gives us great pleasure to present the official Observer Woman Make Me Spit fash-referencing, witty one-liner slogan T-shirt, guaranteed to make you look pretty and make others smile.
They come in two designs... there's the rather rude sounding Pink Lady Ring Fit shirt:
or if pink lady rings don't do it for you for whatever reason, the slightly more demure Unisex Version:
Both are available from the nice people at Vibe2k, on this page here. We are not taking a cut, so you'll pay the same price as we just did. Although if you're the kind of OWM reader who can't enjoy wearing a T-shirt unless it costs £150, do feel free to send us a cheque for the other £138.50 and you can walk the streets of Primrose Hill with your nose held high.
The OWMMS branded jelly sandals and parasols will be here shortly.
If you buy one, do please send us a photo of yourself wearing it. Or hell, send us a picture of yourself not wearing it. This is the internet after all.
UPDATE: After a flash of inspiration from PearlProtein in the comments box, can we also ask you for suggestions for suitable slogans for future T-shirts? To get you started, PP suggested:
LIZ JONES WOULDN'T WEAR THIS
There have to be plenty other possibilities.