Nirpal has just been on This Week on BBC1. The look in his eye suggested he was weighing up a foursome with Andrew, Michael and Diane.
He didn't even have something stupid to say, just grunts.
We want to feed him to the cows to watch them go mad.
"Oh ya, I told her to stop writing that column..."
...IN YOUR FUCKING COLUMN!
Spit spit spit spit spit.
OK. That's it. The Liz & Nirpal moratorium begins here. They only do it for attention and we've given them far too much already. From now on all discussion of Those Who Shall Not Be Named will be restricted to the comments below this thread. But let it all spill out. It's therapeutic.