"These days, shopping for an erotic dvd and a pair of fluffy handcuffs is just like browsing at Dolce and Gabbana, says Mimi Spencer"
It's called porn you plummy-gobbed twazzock.
We spoke to D & G and they said next time can you mention them 5 times instead of 3, oh and that they hope you like the dress.
Opinion is divided about this feature round at OWMMS. One side of the sofa says it is pretentious, voyeuristic, immature and annoying. The other side of the room says it's pretentious, voyeuristic, immature and annoyingly well-written. Mimi - move on. You can do better. You don't need to write the 952nd article this year about women's new-found sexual confidence.
Buy porn and sex toys - yep, we've all been there. Corsets and lingerie? Who hasn't. Extracting a finger from the backside of a handsome gentleman lying prone in a basement in Piccadilly? Hell, that's a quiet Saturday night.
Kathryn Flett
"Well it hasn't happened to me-but if thats what the G-spot really stands for then I'd be delighted if someone enterprising decided to help me locate it. Ideally in this lifetime"
Kathryn, meet Mimi. Mimi, meet Kathryn.
Seriously, shall we have a whipround to send dear KF to Amora, and find a volunteer to guide her to the interactive G-Spot locater?
And to Mr Anonymous -we feel for you. You must have been *so* bored.
Giles Deacon - How I Get Dressed
"There are probably about six different people I amalgamate into one muse."
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
A-hahahaa
Haha.
Twat.
EVERYBODY'S... rushing to get seats on EOS - it's the glam way to fly to NY
Cost of one EOS flight to New York? $6,499. Number of passengers on one EOS Boeing 757? 59. Number of passengers on any other 757? 200. Number of pages devoted to ethical consumerism in the April edition of OWM? 68. Catching out OWM in their rampant, selfish, elitist hypocrisy? Priceless.
Look, even we can remember what we said in April. And we've been drunk the entire time. Just how dim are you people?
My big fat gay wedding.
Ooooh, this could be interesting...
Oh. It's an article about a frock.
(no link at the moment - maybe Ariel saw the company she was keeping...)
Gwen Stefani interview
Ooooh, this could be interesting...
Oh. It's an article about lots of frocks.
"I'm like every other woman. I'm super-vain. I have issues"
No Gwen, you're not. However you have captured the entire spirit of OWM in two short sentences. For months we have been asking who the hell OWM is aimed at - and now we know. Gwen Stefani IS Observer Woman. We've had to strike her from the future fluffer shortlist.
dolly is devastated.
