It arrives once a month. It’s often painful, always annoying. Liable to invoke irrational mood swings and violent bursts of temper. It’s messy, embarrassing and is often known as ‘the curse.’ Yes. It’s the Observer Woman Magazine. Could it be less relevant? Could it be more offensive? 51% of humanity reduced to simpering, bitchy whores of the fashion industry. Nothing to trouble our little minds but hunky men, flashy lip gloss and Gucci gussets. We hate it. We hate it so much we went to all this trouble to set up this blog. And we have real jobs. It took a good 30 minutes out of our drinking time. Spill your bile here. We will.
We're not so much a blogging team as a drunken get together.
The spittiest spitter is dollymixedup: agoraphobic weirdo with lots of cats, community warrior or queen of the lesbian sex kittens... depending who you ask. And she stocks the fridge.
Ally McBile is the trumped-up typist. He always wanted to be a lesbian sex kitten.
We currently have a vacancy for a fluffer.