We know it's common but we love it...
4. Gays. Our fag-haggery knows no bounds.
We're spitting too much to speak.
You're a showbiz journalist. You made a buck interviewing an actor, then persuaded the editors of OWM to pay you to write an article about writing an article? And plug your book at the same time? Marianne MacDonald - we salute you.
"The risk: If your thighs meet in the middle, it's a no."
Women whose thighs don't meet in the middle look like nutcrackers.
Tight, bright, scary as hell... It's Bobby Conn!
This is quite an achievement. A topic tumescent with humour, passion, eroticism, personal revelation and interpersonal drama, and you manage to make it really, really dull.
We can draw only one conclusion. OWM is a crap shag.
In the name of the father
Actually this looks quite interesting. When we stop spitting we might read it. Go on, tell us we're wrong.
With powder, like foundation, you place a lighter colour down the top of the nose and darker powder on either side.
OWM Editor: Note to subs. The words 'powder' and 'nose' should never appear in the same sentence.
on the basis of practically no information whatsoever, backed up by a feel-it-in-my-waters sort of hunch, I'd guess...
Kathryn Flett explains the OWM editorial policy in a convenient purse sized nugget.